I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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