I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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