i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
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NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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