Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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