Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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