why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
this is an emotional support booty call
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