can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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