Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish my penis had an off switch
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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