So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.