no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
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Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him