Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?

(1-780): View more from Alberta, CA

Only if they know about it too.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen

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(404): View more from Georgia

there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.

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she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.

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(607): View more from New York

Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.

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(616): View more from Michigan

The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.

(248): View more from Michigan

I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.

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