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  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.

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  (651): Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip. http://tfl.nu/wq4t
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  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.

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  the hells wrong with u

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  (902): bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard. (1-902): the hells wrong with u http://tfl.nu/fwtj
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  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...

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  (570): I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons... http://tfl.nu/4olw
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  (858): View more from California

  Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it

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  (858): Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it http://tfl.nu/r7l5
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  (845): View more from New York

  no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.

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  (845): no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion. http://tfl.nu/fs9l
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  (917): View more from New York City

  Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes

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  (917): Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes http://tfl.nu/vn7y
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  (352): View more from Florida

  The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.

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  Oh God. You're going to jail

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  (352): The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals. (1-352): Oh God. You're going to jail http://tfl.nu/m7qu
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  (917): View more from New York City

  hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  AMAZING.

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  (917): hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye (908): AMAZING. http://tfl.nu/tp4d
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  (315): View more from New York

  Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video

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  (315): Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video http://tfl.nu/4318
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  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"

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  (774): You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!" http://tfl.nu/sqoz
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  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER

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  (715): THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER http://tfl.nu/jvi1
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  (989): View more from Michigan

  You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.

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  (989): You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face. http://tfl.nu/p4hv
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me

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  (303): Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me http://tfl.nu/z6xe
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  (616): View more from Michigan

  Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana

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  (616): Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana http://tfl.nu/7b8z
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  (818): View more from California

  I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...

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  (818): I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner... http://tfl.nu/hc9u
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