Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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