Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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