Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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