I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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