i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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