i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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