I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Congratulations! We have a period
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