Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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