Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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