ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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