drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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