This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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