Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Randomize
