She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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