p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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