Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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