My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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