paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I FOUND THE LEGS
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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