They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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