Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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