Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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