I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
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