I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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