I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'm jealous of your bromance
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
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