I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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