Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
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Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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