is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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