not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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