She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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