did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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