my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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