Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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