Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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