But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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