Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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