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Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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