Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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