im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Text me some of your sweat
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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