he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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