I must be too annoying 4 u.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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