I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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