Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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