therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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