White coat. Heels.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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