Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
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Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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