There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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