i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Church boner. Awkwardddd
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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