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  I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  farters have to be the big spoon...

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.

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• (310): View more from California

  Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.

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• (212): View more from New York

  This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.

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• (916): View more from California

  1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.

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  *roof

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse

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• (315): View more from New York

  he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.

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• (212): View more from New York

  I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.

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