I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
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maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!