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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?

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  I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You look like a girl that would like strip clubs

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Way to ruin everything

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid

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• (585): View more from New York

  just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use

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  how?

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  not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days

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• (863): View more from Florida

  If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.

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• (760): View more from California

  I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup

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• (817): View more from Texas

  It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.

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