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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn

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  And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her

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• (562): View more from California

  Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....

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  Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back

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• (315): View more from New York

  Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet

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• (716): View more from New York

  Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.

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• (253): View more from Washington

  sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...

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• (415): View more from California

  He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much

  (352): View more from Florida

  Like they're going to fly away?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good

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