I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.